Now painfully aware
of the current obscenely bloated,
lemming-like, panic driven, owner ruled,
housing market and their own
"financially challenged"
"employment impaired" situation;
Tanya and Lorenzo react passionately,
alas illogically to the announcement.

LATER...

Upon finding vast discrepencies
between their bank account balance
and a search of the rental classifieds,
Lorenzo proposes a radical idea.

Which results in...